He didn’t crawl out of the swamp… he launched. 💥🟢 Bombardiro Crocodilo is 30 cm of unfiltered reptilian chaos. With eyes that have seen too much and a grin that knows your secrets, this plush is not here to cuddle — he’s here to strike fear into your furniture (and then take a nap on it).
Equipped with imaginary explosives and imaginary military clearance, Bombardiro has one mission: cause psychological warfare in the toy bin.
✨ 30 cm of scaled silliness 💣 Mentally unstable (in lore) 🐊 Probably not a real crocodile 🧼 Machine washable (after the explosion) 🧠 For ages 3+ unless they fear the lizard
Bring him home, but don’t make eye contact for too long.
