Plush Glorbo Fruttodrillo 25 cm

Half fruit. Half reptile.
100% dietary mistake. 🐊🍓🌀

Glorbo Fruttodrillo (25 cm) was grown in the haunted produce aisle and raised by flavorless yogurts. He’s sticky, untrustworthy, and somehow constantly moist. No one knows if he’s edible — but people have tried.

He speaks in smoothie noises and dreams of the day he finally gets scanned at self-checkout.

✨ 25 cm of textured confusion
🍍 Tastes like betrayal (metaphorically)
🐊 Has a bite, but it’s mostly emotional
🧼 Machine washable, but will leak “juice” regardless
🧠 For ages 3+, unless they fear fruit with teeth

Bring him home and prepare to question every smoothie you’ve ever had.