He’s 25 cm of caffeine-fueled chaos and he’s got a kill list written in latte art. ☕🔪 Capuchino Assassino didn’t come to cuddle. He came to neutralize threats — and by threats, we mean your sleep schedule.
Crafted from highly unstable plush molecules and espresso whispers, this monkey has seen too many barista wars. He knows your order, your secrets, and your IP address.
✨ 25 cm of foam and fury 😐 Does not blink. Ever. ☕ Can make a macchiato with his mind 🧼 Machine washable, but he may resist 🧠 For ages 3+, but only the strong survive
Buy him at your own risk. He doesn’t ship — he infiltrates.
