He's calling. Again. Are you gonna answer this time?
John Pork is 21 cm of cursed internet royalty, blending unsettling charm with a relentless need to FaceTime you at the worst possible moments. With his human-pig hybrid face, fashionable fit, and dead-inside eyes, he’s the plush embodiment of modern online chaos.
Whether you ignore his call or let him in, one thing’s certain: you can never truly escape John Pork.
